how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
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Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
OMG THIS ESPECIALLY BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS A WAITRESS
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]
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if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
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im so addicted to this gif of when she won the grammy she is such a goddamn sweetheart
im crying
*im dyinggggg
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Using a traditional Japanese blade, 17-year-old Otoya Yamaguchi assassinates socialist politician Inejiro Asanuma in Tokyo, Japan, October 12th, 1960.
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David John Birnie (16 February 1951 – 7 October 2005) and Catherine Margaret Birnie (born 23 May 1951) were an Australian husband and wife pair of serial killers from Perth, Australia. They murdered four women ranging in age from 15 to 31 in their home in the 1980s, and attempted to murder a fifth. These crimes were referred to in the press as the Moorhouse murders, after the Birnies’ address at 3 Moorhouse Street in Willagee, a suburb of Perth, Western Australia.
David and Catherine Birnie murdered the following women:
- Mary Neilson, aged 22
- Susannah Candy, aged 15
- Noelene Patterson, aged 31
- Denise Brown, aged 21
Their final victim, Kate Moir, aged 17, survived.
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